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Christian Child Acts Like An Ass

June 12, 2010 on 10:23 am | 6 Comments

Christianity prides itself on being a religion that quickly molds its youth into slave-like automatons. Within mere years, Christian children are professing their absolute love for Jesus in order to fit in with their friends and go on ski trips.

Basically this child is just mimicking what he (I think it’s a “he” anyway.) sees the adults do at church, and he’s making about as much sense. What bothers me the most is the audience reaction. Instead of some light chuckling, the crowd is actually cheering the child on as they would the preacher. Also, how much time is this kid spending in church for him to be picking up the mannerisms of the preacher?


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  1. I’m going to be honest with you hun, this is some pretty scary, fucked up shit. And I should know as I was raised in the Jesus cult.

    Comment by Jessica Sideways — June 12, 2010 #

  2. Children should be seen and not heard. When the vid first started I thought the kid was yelling “Heil Hitler”. Nazi Youth Brigade, anyone?

    Comment by Mary — June 12, 2010 #

  3. That is fucking scary.

    Comment by wilhalen — June 12, 2010 #

  4. Shit! Freaky stuff, so sad.

    Comment by TinaFCD — June 13, 2010 #

  5. That is a very funny clip. I am praying with every quivering fibre of my heart that the little tyke is exhorting Satanic forces to rain balls of molten lava and scorpions the size of cats down upon the congregation. Notice the suit wearing cockroaches hovering in the background…simply too funny.

    Comment by varados — July 17, 2010 #

  6. For a good, true-story version of childhood preachers, watch ‘Marjoe’ (about Marjoe Gortner) if you can find it. He exposes the fraud that is evangelism (albeit, somewhat undercover).

    Comment by Injun Trouble — September 5, 2010 #

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