Christian Child Acts Like An Ass

Christianity prides itself on being a religion that quickly molds its youth into slave-like automatons. Within mere years, Christian children are professing their absolute love for Jesus in order to fit in with their friends and go on ski trips.

Basically this child is just mimicking what he (I think it’s a “he” anyway.) sees the adults do at church, and he’s making about as much sense. What bothers me the most is the audience reaction. Instead of some light chuckling, the crowd is actually cheering the child on as they would the preacher. Also, how much time is this kid spending in church for him to be picking up the mannerisms of the preacher?

6 thoughts on “Christian Child Acts Like An Ass

  1. Children should be seen and not heard. When the vid first started I thought the kid was yelling “Heil Hitler”. Nazi Youth Brigade, anyone?

  2. That is a very funny clip. I am praying with every quivering fibre of my heart that the little tyke is exhorting Satanic forces to rain balls of molten lava and scorpions the size of cats down upon the congregation. Notice the suit wearing cockroaches hovering in the background…simply too funny.

  3. For a good, true-story version of childhood preachers, watch ‘Marjoe’ (about Marjoe Gortner) if you can find it. He exposes the fraud that is evangelism (albeit, somewhat undercover).

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