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Malachi 2:3

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From the most high and mighty prince James, by the grace of God, King of Great Britain, France, and Ireland, Defender of the Faith:

Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces… – Malachi 2:3

Old Testament God was not only a dick, but a sick fuck.

To put it in a bit more of its context, God was commanding punishment upon the priests for not teaching the word and for being bad business associates with one another.

Still a bit harsh and more something one would expect out of some sick schieÃŸe video.

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