From the most high and mighty prince James, by the grace of God, King of Great Britain, France, and Ireland, Defender of the Faith:
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces… – Malachi 2:3
Old Testament God was not only a dick, but a sick fuck.
To put it in a bit more of its context, God was commanding punishment upon the priests for not teaching the word and for being bad business associates with one another.
Still a bit harsh and more something one would expect out of some sick schieße video.