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Mindless MySpace Troll

The following message was sent to me on MySpace. I wish I could make this shit up, but I just can’t. I am not friends with the person that sent it to me, so I can only assume that it is mindless trolling. What can I say? I love fighting trolls. I’m an atheist three billy goats gruff.

I have preserved it exactly as it was sent to me, so that you too may get a nosebleed from reading it.

you Need to find Faith in SOMETHING!
of really not even apart of this (my) Conversaoin

because whats REALly so bad in having faith in something
BIGGER than YOU,,,than taking Prid in Jah,,,,,and after all that….you will TUREly gain faith within Your own “faith”
(having faith in yourself)

YOU cant skip the Middle man (THE LIGHT) or the olny one your fooling is Youself,,,,,,,,not me (not GOD)

your smart, but you sure as HELL ain’t to WISE

you need to find
Religion,though your own, Indenpendent studys
( and NOW),,then go try to find a ……

if this scene were a parish you’d all be condemned.

Peace. be with you

HollWood A.S. CloaKeezy

PS o and if you ever just start reading the Bible, in stead of just looking into the sometimes,,,,your find out that evey thing in there is “GOoD”,,,,,,, and all your doing is making YOURself look like a (free-DumASS DICK]


When responding to anyone on the internet about any topic, I absolutely hate to bring up their bad grammar, because it often leads them to believe that, besides their grammar, everything else is solid. My reply to the troll:

Your message is completely incoherent.

I have faith in the ability of mankind to do good things without fear of being cast into a lake or fire or the promise of streets paved with gold. People who are only motivated to do good because of some dividend paid in the afterlife are the unintelligent ones.

Do yourself a favor. If you would like to try and engage in dialogue with someone on any topic, it would serve you well to present your ideas in a manner slightly more appealing to the eyes. Your ridiculous disregard for all grammar, spelling, and punctuation rules makes me want to punch not you, but your parents and teachers for not teaching you correctly.

I could have gone on, but I’ve had a really long day, and I really didn’t want to put a lot of effort into responding to someone who is obviously not only a religious nut, but a stupid one at that. If you would like to engage this troll further, please drop him a line!

HollyWood A.S. CloaKeezy (whatever that means)

18 thoughts on “Mindless MySpace Troll

  1. man, I’ve seen some awfully written troll letters before but I think yours wins as worst ever.
    Why are so many religious trolls so bad at spelling, grammar, use of punctuation and coherence?
    Bad education, stupidity or both?

  2. I agree with Oz. That’s about the worst troll letter that I have ever encountered.

    Stupidity and laziness is their problem. In their little minds, all they are required to do is to believe in Jesus and all other issues will be resolved by him. I know this…because I was rAzed byE theesE kOokz. 😉

  3. In a way, I think it lends credence to the “two hands working” adage. Instead of exerting effort in learning, many godbots choose to troll around showing their ignorance by repeating the same soundbytes in poorly formed sentences and equally poorly researched arguments.

  4. ** the madmen. . . you have with you always

    Before the gospels appeared — apostate hellenized jew Saul of Tarsus, renamed Paul, had already created primitive xianity. Today’s fundies (and many RCs) carry on his fine traditional religious practices. These are vile doctrines of antisocial losers — revenge filled, anti-intellectual, misogynistic.

    Paul’s self-deluded ego inflation runs rampant in its appeal to members of a secretive, underground sect in Corinth Greece about 50 CE:

    26-Brothers, think of what you were when you were called. Not many of you were wise by human standards; not many were influential; not many were of noble birth. 27-But God chose the foolish things of the world to shame the wise; God chose the weak things of the world to shame the strong. 28-He chose the lowly things of this world and the despised things—and the things that are not—to nullify the things that are . . . . 1Cor1:26-28 NIV

    Nietzsche saw in these few lines the great inversion of values which lies at the core of western culture. His task became “the re-valuation of all values” — to overthrow those institutions and “intuitions” perverted by xian valuations.


  5. That’s right! If you can’t out-think them, then out BELEivE them!

    I can hardly believe someone wrote that. Don’t be too hard on him though, maybe he’s mentally handicapped? Wait, he IS mentally handicapped… by religion.

  6. You atheist Orcs think you are all so smart and that religious folks are all so stupid. Don’t you think you should at least adopt a more Socratic attitude in that you know so little in comparison to all there is to know? You personify hubris to the full extent and will invariably meet a humiliating end.

  7. We would be 1,500 years ahead if it hadn’t been for the church dragging science back by its coattails and burning our best minds at the stake.
    — Catherine Fahringer
    – – – – – –
    You mean global warming would have killed us over 1000 years ago? Phew, thank God for the church!

  8. In your vitriol-laden ranting, you have merely personified the “asshole Christian on the internet”.

    Global warming? That’s what you think this quote means? You’re a lost cause. I won’t attempt to waste reason and logic on you.

  9. Typical atheist– claiming exclusive ownership on “higher thinking”, but yet expressing it in language commonly used in a gym locker room. Thanks for reenforcing the stereotype.

    Do I have to explain every joke to you? You believe global warming is the effect of man made emissions from modern technology. According to the “scientists” and Oscar winner, Al Gore, we only have a few decades left before we all perish. If science were left unfettered by the church, as the quote by Catherine Fahringer states, we would have long since expired from these effects. Get it? Try to keep up next time.

    As for wasting your reason and logic, don’t worry, I haven’t seen you waste one bit yet.

    Happy Easter!

  10. Thanks, FBB! Yeah, I had to walk away from that one as well. Whenever global warming gets mixed in with a discussion on the invisible sky daddy, it doesn’t bode well for a reasoned argument with any end in sight.

  11. I guess I have met my match. Thank you for going easy on me.

    To FBB,
    This one is easy– your short stories should be shorter….and check out the Wal-Mart post…I bet you would be interested in sticking that piece of metal through your nose or tongue.

  12. If you fight with trolls they’ll just keep bugging you. These people pick people to stalk & be there victim. No fighting. If you do next you’ll have the troll stalking you. Many do. If you look up details on them you may think twice. These people have mental illnesses. In Other terms… Most have no cure but to have them on meds & locked up. Best way to stop is to ignore. All though sometimes it don’t work. Alot of times it does. Sybil goes away then lol. Most have personality disorder. So really you need to be careful & report them to the net service & FBI.

  13. God is pretend. You are just a dumb person. Yet a troll it sounds like. Deny all you want. truth is out. And yes look it up. By far they can be reported to the FBI. When you keep annoying people you don’t know it’s a form of stalking and harassment. So look who’s an idiot now??? You don’t even know people. So I think you need to chill out & take a pill. It sounds like you are a nut job. All you want is attention. You attention seeking sorry scum bag. I hope you are a kid. Because if you are an adult trolling. And I find out . I will report your blog and send it to the police/fbi.

  14. How about go take a pill??? Hmm… Really you are an idiot. I am not gonna fight with a troll or an idiot. You’ll be wasting my time.

  15. Here’s what makes me not a troll… ready for it?


    No one asked you to visit.

    No one asked you to contribute.

    If you don’t like what you see, you can mosey on along to the next website. No one is twisting your titty and making you read anything on here.
    .-= God is Pretend´s last blog: E-I-E-I-Ooooh! =-.

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